Jason Segel, Will You Go Out With Me?

Sweet Dream

Hello.  My name is Staci and I am seeking a date with Jason Segel.

This may sound crazy, but in a globally connected society where one can just type out and ask anyone pretty much anything, I’m asking Jason Segel out on a date.  Coffee and conversation, dinner and a movie, or a night out about town – anything you would like to do.

I just think you seem like a nice guy, that we might have some things in common, and that we would have a good time together.

I’ll go ahead and address the whole “why should you go out with me over some gorgeous Hollywood starlet.”  First, we both share a love of the Muppets (I am more attached to Muppet Babies, but I love them in all their incarnations).  Second, based on your films and shows I feel we have a similar sense of humor – or you’re the most amazing actor ever and did excellent work with material you hated.  Third, I would love some advice on what type of scooter to buy from a scooter owner (I’m currently saving to buy a Buddy 170i and about a third of the way there!).

A little background on me, because while I have some vague notion of who you are – there is absolutely no reason for you to know anything about me.  I’m 30 years old and I teach Art at a middle school.  In addition to teaching Art, I help coach the boys’ basketball team with my friend DJ.  In my own time, which I don’t have much of at the moment, I draw, make prints, and paint.  My family and friends are extremely important to me and in general I feel I’m just a good woman trying to figure her life out.  I also enjoy Star Wars, Bruce Campbell, the Lego video games, the outdoors, and reading – to name a few of my favorite things.

I am also an honest person so you should know that I am currently in a relationship, but, long story short, it’s very complicated.  I’ve written about it on this blog, so feel free to check it out – or, and this would be easier, contact me and I’ll explain it all to you.  Still, so you don’t think this, my asking you out, is sneaky or lame I told him and he didn’t really seem to care.  He probably didn’t think I was serious: I was.


So……Jason Segel, will you go out on a date with me?

I’m asking you out, so all the burden of meeting up shouldn’t be on you, right?! Here’s what I can do in order to make this meeting happen.  I can fly to meet you anywhere because I live near both domestic and international airports.  I can drive in my fuel-efficient Hyundai as far as Texas in one night (I’ve done it before to see friends).  Should you decide that you want to visit Kentucky, I would be more than glad to pick you up at the airport and escort you around town.  Should you choose to visit Kentucky, I’d prefer if you came to Lexington, more so because I know my way around there better.  Louisville is alright, but I’m not as comfortable there – but, hey, that could be an adventure for both of us right?

You are extremely talented both as a writer and an actor and seem pretty interesting.  If nothing else, I think we would have a good time and Cthulhu knows (but doesn’t care) I could use a good time.  Also, while I wasn’t going to write this for the fear of seeming shallow, I’m just going to put this out there: you’re very attractive.

There it is Jason Segel – if nothing else, at least I tried.

Not the best picture, but hey, I'm working solo here.


3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. annegreye
    Dec 05, 2011 @ 20:54:55

    Admirably cute post. =)


  2. David Alexander May
    Dec 06, 2011 @ 22:59:09

    I have been amused


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